Holiday (Christmas) Cards

The Best of the WORST Christmas Cards

FOUR Main Rules You MUST Ask Yourself Before Sending Out a Card

1. IS THIS A SILLY/GOOFY CARD? If the answer if YES you better choose a different picture/outfit NOW because it won't come out "silly" to everyone else is will just scare them and by that I mean they will shit their pants because you thought it would be funny to dress up!!!In other words don't paint your face, dress as a transvestite or wear some sort of ears (thats means bunny or reindeer)

2. IS IT JUST YOU IN THE CHRISTMAS CARD? Don't have a family? that's perfectly okay it might be because you are sterile or just plain repulsive but no one and by no one i seriously mean no one will enjoy looking at your single face staring up lonely at the camera and don't you dare think about adding a pet to change this (see #3) Go buy a nice card with a snowman on the front if you must but please spare us from your two beady eyes!!

3. IS THERE A CAT IN YOUR CARD? Please do not answer yes and if you just did all i have to ask is WHY? Your cat does not want to be photographed so why would you torture it and everyone who has to look at it?! The fact is if you are adding your pet to a picture that is just of yourself to make it appear you are less lonely than you really are you just reversed the effect and now you come off as a creepy pedophile that talks to cats.

4. ARE YOU WEARING A SHIRT? Unfortunately this no longer just applies to men (See pregnant woman on first card)!!! Unless you are under the age of ten you are NOT permitted to be shirtless for a Christmas card even if you have a body like Zac Efron. So please old men and creeps keep the clothes on for one photo!?

Merry Christmas to everyone and hopefully next year I will not be receiving any cards in the mail that look like the ones above!!! Here is a joke Christmas cards i made with my friends, and NO I did

 not mail it out but I thought it was too embarrassing not to be shared :) 

Love Kitty

Wish List

1. Cat Lipstick by Paul & Joe available at Urban Outfitters
2. Tiger Shirt from Urban Outfitters
3. Hello Kitty Monopoly available at Urban Outfitters
4. Hello Kitty Watch
5.Chic Prints for Nails in Tiger Print available at Sephora

To cut or not to cut..

This question has probably been asked at LEAST a million times just by one girl in her lifetime alone. Females in general seem to enjoy changing up their appearance and mostly because they believe it will make them more attractive but what happens when the person obsessing is really a boy? Imagine a boy staring in a mirror for hours pondering whether or not he needs a trim or a change....NOW imagine Justin Bieber doing just that. I have a love for the cute little beaver but it angers me that he thinks he can just change his hair! Honestly he might look better with a different do but that is irrelevant, he is famous for three main reasons: 1. His voice (just like a little baby) 2. His dance moves/small size (increases cute factor) 3. His HAIR (the Bieber hair is famous among everyone and even celebrities have gotten the swoop) So exactly who does he think he is? Justin Bieber recently went out with a "haircut"  but he really just combed it the other way.....WOW! All I am saying is that maybe he really should get a new haircut because his head is starting to get a LOT bigger...

Lip Balm

I must admit that I have a deep fascination and raw excitement towards buying, using and having CHAPSTICK! Any sort really from fruit flavors, candy flavors medicated sorts and even minty mint I love them all. My favorite brand is by far Burt's Bees but if you are subjected to do your own laundry like me you realize the wonderful cherry and pomegranate flavor stains your clothes if you leave them in your pocket!! That's all for now I just felt inspired as I was sitting here in Physicis and whipped out my newest chapstick, "The Giving Earth" vanilla mint.