Holiday (Christmas) Cards

The Best of the WORST Christmas Cards

FOUR Main Rules You MUST Ask Yourself Before Sending Out a Card

1. IS THIS A SILLY/GOOFY CARD? If the answer if YES you better choose a different picture/outfit NOW because it won't come out "silly" to everyone else is will just scare them and by that I mean they will shit their pants because you thought it would be funny to dress up!!!In other words don't paint your face, dress as a transvestite or wear some sort of ears (thats means bunny or reindeer)

2. IS IT JUST YOU IN THE CHRISTMAS CARD? Don't have a family? that's perfectly okay it might be because you are sterile or just plain repulsive but no one and by no one i seriously mean no one will enjoy looking at your single face staring up lonely at the camera and don't you dare think about adding a pet to change this (see #3) Go buy a nice card with a snowman on the front if you must but please spare us from your two beady eyes!!

3. IS THERE A CAT IN YOUR CARD? Please do not answer yes and if you just did all i have to ask is WHY? Your cat does not want to be photographed so why would you torture it and everyone who has to look at it?! The fact is if you are adding your pet to a picture that is just of yourself to make it appear you are less lonely than you really are you just reversed the effect and now you come off as a creepy pedophile that talks to cats.

4. ARE YOU WEARING A SHIRT? Unfortunately this no longer just applies to men (See pregnant woman on first card)!!! Unless you are under the age of ten you are NOT permitted to be shirtless for a Christmas card even if you have a body like Zac Efron. So please old men and creeps keep the clothes on for one photo!?

Merry Christmas to everyone and hopefully next year I will not be receiving any cards in the mail that look like the ones above!!! Here is a joke Christmas cards i made with my friends, and NO I did

 not mail it out but I thought it was too embarrassing not to be shared :) 

Love Kitty